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I’m no longer a hairless cat. sigh of relief

Tue, 29 May 2012 21:39:32 -0400

I’m no longer a hairless cat. sigh of relief

@mrdreamnyc Mr. Dream Vogue.talk Japan interview for its top...

Thu, 24 May 2012 23:39:46 -0400

@mrdreamnyc Mr. Dream Vogue.talk Japan interview for its top secret membership-only readership society! And of course it’s good - I WROTE IT! ;) Guys, please go buy their music!

mrdreamnyc: MR DREAM MAGAZINE PRESENTS: 5 MUSICIANS WHO ALSO...

Thu, 24 May 2012 22:40:39 -0400

mrdreamnyc:

MR DREAM MAGAZINE PRESENTS:

5 MUSICIANS WHO ALSO DRIVE CARS!!

1. Lemmy from Motorhead. The father of speed metal has also been known to put his “pedal to the metal” in the form of driving.

2. Krist Novaselic from Nirvana. This grunge-rock bassist played bass on “Smells Like Teen Spirit”, and the Seattle traffic police definitely agree! Rumor has it Novaselic has driven over fifteen cars.

3. Claire Bouche from Grimes. This quirky electronic musician from Montreal took the wheel at age 16 and hasn’t looked back. Except when she’s parallel parking of course!

4. The brothers from the Doobie Brothers. The first brothers to play in a band together and ALSO drive in a car together? I don’t know about you but that keeps US runnin’!

5. Lou Reed from Lou Reed/Metallica. This raspy New York vocalist loves driving cars.

Veggie breakfast sushi!

Fri, 18 May 2012 12:34:38 -0400

Veggie breakfast sushi!

I don’t care about 8, Glamour Magazine. I know, I know. By...

Fri, 04 May 2012 10:55:03 -0400

I don’t care about 8, Glamour Magazine. I know, I know. By the time you turn 30 - for me, that shall be in 2017 - I need these listed items. I’m sorry. I love the cheap thrill of some guy who likes me at one time or anothr working as a free personal assistant so I don’t weed through voicemails and e-mail myself, with the exception of the two addies going on my cell/iPad. Nobody gets near the bank account. Period. But come on, Glamour, you teach us empowerment and say we need a personal area where we do stuff ourselves? Oh, no.

Say It! I'm Cruel to Unsuspecting Fiftysomething Men

Wed, 02 May 2012 00:51:20 -0400

Me: (silent / minding my own business)
Guy: You look like you don't do anything for a living.
Me: I do. I work a lot. (looking down again as if I never heard him)
Guy: Are you starting college soon?
Me: I graduated ages ago.
Guy: So you don't work, right?
Me: I do. I have-
Gy: No, you don't.
Me: You're right. I'm a socialite.
Guy: What's that?
Me: I go to parties wearing really expensive dresses and get photographed.
Sometimes, Fashion shows. I shop all day until my eyes cloud with dollar
signs.
Guy: Oh. (walks away)
Me: (inner thought) Yes! I love messing with losers!

Did you cover your cough today?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 11:16:04 -0400

Did you cover your cough today?

Got new carpet in my closets!!! Very old Europe! Ya digging it?...

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 22:48:37 -0400

Got new carpet in my closets!!! Very old Europe! Ya digging it? ;)

My self portrait in a cupcake if I were a glitter toad princess...

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 22:47:00 -0400

My self portrait in a cupcake if I were a glitter toad princess fresh out da swamp. Made by yours truly.

Warm weather 1960’s cheer: I’m imitating a sunblock...

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 22:45:42 -0400

Warm weather 1960’s cheer: I’m imitating a sunblock girl, minus the pants slip.

Jeweled goodies from my second baking photo shoot set props.

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 22:44:26 -0400

Jeweled goodies from my second baking photo shoot set props.

I just molested a palm tree.

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 20:21:28 -0400

I just molested a palm tree.

Working the straw hat to shield myself from the sun. Yeay...

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 20:10:53 -0400

Working the straw hat to shield myself from the sun. Yeay paleness.

Extended insights into college as waste for a journalism career,...

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 16:03:26 -0400

Extended insights into college as waste for a journalism career, once again
discussing by yours truly and the masquerading “Edna.”

Presenting a very Shakespearan chat convo. No, Edna is not this...

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 15:50:28 -0400

Presenting a very Shakespearan chat convo. No, Edna is not this guy’s real
name but a chat alias. ;)

Yes, I’m obsessed with stuffing R’s in my laughs a la real life.

I nearly said a naughty word when I saw this. This was today...

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 22:22:00 -0400

I nearly said a naughty word when I saw this. This was today after ONE of my cookbook set shopping outings. I cannot say how much I’ve spent so far. When the machine asked “tender or credit?” I said, “Why, yes. I’m tender after all I’m spending on this cookbook.” Ahhhhhhh! What is up with the cost of props and food supplies?!?!? Plus shoots! I mean, come onnnnnnn!

What I drink for alcohol: Ozarka water.

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 22:09:00 -0400

What I drink for alcohol: Ozarka water.

Cheeseballing it.

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 16:45:22 -0400

Cheeseballing it.

Wet rat. So 2012. So hot right now.

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 13:03:02 -0400

Wet rat. So 2012. So hot right now.

I felt very Daniel Craig while sunning today until I questioned...

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 23:54:11 -0400

I felt very Daniel Craig while sunning today until I questioned why I wanted to feel like a dude when I should imitate the Bond girls.