Leo was at the mall! I went to Williams-Sonoma earlier when, much to shock, a sales homegirl said, “Your boyfriend is selling coffee now.” OK, kind of humiliating that the staff knows of my fictional boyfriend patheticness, as he’s been my only celeb crush forever because of being the only man as smart as he is gorgeous. Moving on.

I thought it was a joke until I saw the coffee benefits his charity. So sort of a “sighting” hahaha.

As far as real sightings, Whole Foods Lamar Austin people, via Internet, told me how the real Leo DiCaprio went ino the 6th Street location this winter! I just about died! I always nag how I want to be up North and here, Leo and I could’ve crossed paths over vegan pizza as I chat him up about Scorsese collaborations.

Ok. I would’ve as with all the (very few) times I’ve found some guy hot, act stupid. Either not talk or if I talk, blurt out a dumb phrase, “Hey, I saw chickens at the airport in cargo today.” Smooth as ever. Maybe snort in an 1980’s dweeb laugh and pull out my glasses. Ok not that. Never.

Posted on February 18th at 6:22 PM
Tagged as: hollywood. actor. leo dicaprio. leonardo. actor. coffee.

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